You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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