He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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