Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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