it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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