I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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