took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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