At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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