I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
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