So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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