hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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