So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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