yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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