I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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