no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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