Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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