yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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