time to smoke my breakfast
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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