My pussy is not your playground.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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