No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Randomize
