why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Randomize
