but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Randomize
