Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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