Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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