Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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