Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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