thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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