yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
This is the high leading the old right now
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
