I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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