Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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