This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
