so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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