im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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