You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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