I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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