it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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