If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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