We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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