Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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