i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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