We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Green mimosas i think yes
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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