the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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