theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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