I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
time to smoke my breakfast
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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