I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Enjoy the penises
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize