she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
and she was petting her beer can
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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