Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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