I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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