Dual....:-)
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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