lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Too much gin, very little bucket
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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