Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I still have a little drunk in my system
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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