Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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