Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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