one word: firstdatebathroomanal
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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