hell yes lets make some ravioli
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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